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LMFAOOOOOO AT THE SECOND TO LAST ONE! MY FAVORITE QUEEN AND OLIVER’S “OUCH”!!!
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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist
Do you know what a protagonist is
Day 564. Things are calm for once. No missions, nothing… nothing really to report, except I still find myself sitting here, talking to myself, because… because I love him. I love Chuck Bartowski, and I don’t know what to do about it.
it got better
I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
IT GOT BETTER
Random strangers giving more emotional support to an owl than they’d likely give to another human being.